Art Thou in My Ass?

Ladies and your gentlecunts, where art thou? Art thou in my ass? If you’re not in my ass, can you be in my ass? I need someone to check for haemorrhoids. Please. I’m serious. I need your help. Don’t leave! Here, I’ll bend over — take a quick peak.

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